Thanks, Dutchtoo, I’ve always enjoyed Rowan Atkinson’s work.
Shakespeare walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ‘Oi, you can’t come in ‘ere! You’re bard!’”
Later that night...
“We don’t serve faster-than-light neutrinos here,” said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
[edit: I forgot to add this, below, and a link]
This is [?really? -sobiest] a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college.The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo’s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.