for shame, aldi.
If I had to be a public loo attendant, I think I’d spend a lot of my time scowling, too, and making damn sure nobody dodged payment.
I watch you as you enter, all in haste
To dump your pressing load of body waste.
Soon, out you come, all eager to repair
Back to your world of sunshine and fresh air —
Whilst I, like Cerberus, watch here in Hell,
Breathing that awful piss-and-Lysol smell.
My work is dreary, thankless, and ignoble —
Would you begrudge me, then, my paltry obol?
(edited to correct punctuation)