Theories & Intelligent Design

17 June 2005

The Kansas State Board of Education is currently debating whether a theory called intelligent design should be used to present criticisms of evolution in Biology classes. The board, which has an evangelical Christian conservative majority, is widely expected to approve a measure that requires criticism of evolution be taught in Kansas schools, but the exact nature and wording of the new policy is still in the works.

The current push for intelligent design as an alternative to evolution has its roots in the US courts striking down the teaching of creation science. Creation science is the teaching of the literal text of Genesis as scientific truth. US federal courts have consistently ruled that creation science is a religious doctrine, not scientific truth and its instruction in public schools is a violation of the First Amendment to the US Constitution, which forbids the establishment of a state religion. Intelligent design skirts this prohibition by not advocating any specific creation story, but rather simply argues that the complexity of nature requires that there be a designer; many organisms and biological structures are too complex to have come about by chance.

Despite the current push for intelligent design being a response to the courtroom failures of creation science, intelligent design is the older of the two terms; it even predates Darwin’s concept of evolution by natural selection. The Oxford English Dictionary dates intelligent design to 1847, in an article in Scientific American:

The great store-house of nature—the innumerable and diversified objects there presented to our view give evidence of infinite skill and intelligent design in the adaptation to each other and to the nature of man.

The term creation science, on the other hand, is cited in the OED only as early as 1979, in a cite from the Los Angeles Times:

A law suit seeking to include ‘scientific creation’ as part of biological science classes has been filed by the Creation Science Research Center, a non-profit, San Diego-based group that publishes creation textbooks.

Like intelligent design, the term evolution also predates Darwin. Geologist Charles Lyell first used it in the current sense as an explanation for the origin of species in 1832:

The testacea of the ocean existed first, until some of them by gradual evolution, were improved into those inhabiting the land.

Darwin not use the term evolution himself, preferring the term natural selection, coined by him in 1857 to describe the process driving evolution.

Those who advocate for intelligent design or creation science or whatever the term du jour is, criticize evolution as being "only a theory." They argue that it is not a law and therefore not proven. This argument is at best ignorant and at worst disingenuous. The word theory, like most English words, has multiple meanings. One of these meanings is that of a hypothesis, an untested explanation. This may indeed by the most common use of the word, as in "I have a theory about that," but this is not the meaning used by scientists when they say the "theory of evolution" or the "theory of relativity." The OED defines this sense of theory as:

A scheme or system of ideas or statements held as an explanation or account of a group of facts or phenomena; a hypothesis that has been confirmed or established by observation or experiment, and is propounded or accepted as accounting for the known facts; a statement of what are held to be the general laws, principles, or causes of something known or observed.

Theories do not become laws when they are proven. Rather a scientific law is something else entirely. The OED defines this sense of law as:

A theoretical principle deduced from particular facts, applicable to a defined group or class of phenomena, and expressible by the statement that a particular phenomenon always occurs if certain conditions be present.

Principles or laws flow from theories. The explanatory power of a theory allows for laws to be deduced.

This also points to one of the primary failings of intelligent design—it is not a theory as it lacks explanatory power. It cannot be used as a basis for further scientific work. Successful theories are predictive; they allow the conceptualization of natural phenomena long before they are actually observed. Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, for example, postulated that gravity could alter the path of light a half century or so before astronomers actually saw objects behind stars because the light from those objects was being "bent around" the stars in its path. Natural selection predicted that adaptations like antibiotic resistant bacteria and changing camouflage patterns corresponding to long-term environmental change would be observed by scientists. Intelligent design simply states that a "designer" created life. It offers no mechanism for this creation, no predictions about future discoveries, no laws that can be deduced from it, nothing on which to build a basis for further inquiries. It is not science, but dogmatism.

Intelligent design lacks another primary element of science—it is not falsifiable. It cannot be proven to be wrong; it is untestable. One cannot prove that a designer does not exist. Science is founded on the principle of falsifiability, of being able to test whether or not something is true.

So what does this have to do with language? To be sure, we’ve examined the definitions and origins of a few words, but the debate over intelligent design has little to do with the subjects we usually address here. But it does have relevance to linguistics (and any other systematic form of inquiry). It goes to the integrity of science, not just the "hard sciences" of physics, chemistry, or biology, but to all forms of empirical inquiry.

I wrote a book on linguistic myths, myths propagated by those who do not apply commonly accepted standards of inquiry and evidence, just as the advocates of intelligent design fail to apply the standards of scientific inquiry to biology. The linguistic tales I debunked in my book are not of great consequence, but our understanding of biological world is and the prospect of a state school system deliberately turning its back on 500 years of scientific and technical achievements is not only appalling, but the abandonment of science is a grave threat to our continuing economic prosperity.

OED Quarterly Update

10 June 2005

Oxford University Press has published its June newsletter that outlines the changes to the OED online over the last quarter.

This quarter the entries from papula to Paul have been updated, along with a number of new entries from across the alphabet.

The newsletter also contains several interesting articles by Oxford’s library researchers that give insight into the process of creating dictionary entries.

BBC Wordhunt

10 June 2005

Did you call someone a minger rather than just pig-ugly before 1995? Did you sport a mullet and call it that before the 1994 Beastie Boys song Mullet Head? Were you dubbed the nit nurse before 1985? And, do you have the evidence to prove it?

BBC Two and Oxford University Press are sponsoring a new project to find the origins of a number of slang terms. The project will provide data to both the OED and to a BBC television series.

The initial appeals list for the project consists of the following terms:

  • back to square one (1960) *

  • balti (1984) *

  • Beeb (1967)

  • boffin (1941) *

  • bog-standard (1983)

  • bomber jacket (1973)

  • to bonk (sexual intercourse) (1975)

  • bouncy castle (1986)

  • chattering classes (1985)

  • codswallop (1963) *

  • Crimble (1963)

  • cyberspace (1982)

  • cyborg (1960)

  • ditsy (1978) *

  • dosh (1953) *

  • full monty (1985) *

  • gas mark  (1963)

  • gay (homosexual sense) (1935)

  • handbags (at dawn)  (1987)

  • her indoors (1979)

  • jaffa (cricketing term) *

  • Mackem (1991)

  • made-up (1980)

  • minger (1995)

  • minted (1995)

  • moony, moonie (1990)

  • to muller (1993) *

  • mullet (hairstyle) (1994) *

  • mushy peas (1975)

  • naff (1966) *

  • nerd (1951) *

  • nip and tuck (1980)

  • nit nurse (1985)

  • nutmeg (football use)  (1979) *

  • Old Bill (police) (1958)

  • on the pull (1988)

  • pass the parcel (1967)

  • pear-shaped (1983)

  • phwoar (1980)

  • pick and mix (1959)

  • ploughman’s lunch (1970)

  • pop one’s clogs (1977)

  • porky (1985)

  • posh (1915) *

  • ska (1964) *

  • smart casual  (1945)

  • snazzy (1932) *

  • something for the weekend (1990)

  • throw one’s toys out of the pram (or cot) (1989)

  • tikka masala (1975)


* = origin unknown

Poker Terms, Part 3

10 June 2005

The game of poker has had a resurgence of popularity in recent years. More popular than ever, there really are big bucks in the game. Poker tournaments garner large TV audiences and the lines for a place at table in a casino or card room are long.

This is the third of three articles that examines the jargon and slang of the game. In this part, we take a look at terms for the cards and hands as well as poker slang terms.

acen., the highest (or lowest in some games) rank in a deck of cards, via Old French from the Latin as, meaning a unity or a unit. In Old French the use of the word was restricted to the side of a die bearing only one pip. Ace makes its English debut c.1300 as a dicing term. By 1533 its meaning had been extended to cards.

advertisev., to mislead an opponent by blatantly calling attention to one’s style of play, typically to play recklessly in early hands to make opponents think one is a poor player or frequent bluffer, in other games to discard in the hopes of leading another player to discard a similar, but needed card, 1931.

back doorn. & adj., the last two cards dealt to a player in stud or hold ‘em, a hand that uses the last two cards dealt. 

back intov., a winning hand other than the one you were originally aiming to, e.g., attempting to get three of a kind but drawing a flush instead.

bad beatn., a losing hand that one expected to easily win, e.g., holding four of a kind and losing to a straight flush.

belly bustern., a draw made for an inside straight. Also double belly buster, drawing two cards for an inside straight.

berryn., an easy opponent, 1887, also berry patch, a table filled with easy opponents.

bicycle wheeln., a A2345 hand; the best possible hand in ace-to-five poker and an extremely good hand in ace-to-five high-low games, where it is likely to be both the highest and the lowest hand. Cf., steel wheel.

big slickn., an ace and a king dealt as hole cards.

blankn., a card in community games that does not look like it will be of value to any of the players.

boardn., the cards dealt face-up in the center of the table in community games. To make a hand without using any of one’s hole cards is to play the board.

boatn., a full house, c.1969. Also full boat.

brickn., a card that counterfeits one’s hand.

broadwayn., an ace-high straight.

buckn., an object used to denote who is the dealer, hence pass the buck, of unknown origin, 1865. Cf. button.

bulletn., an ace, originally used in brag, 1807.

buriedadj., denotes cards in the hole, esp. a pair.

buttonn., a marker used to mark a particular position at the table, esp. the designated dealer in a casino or card-room poker game. Cf., buck.

card sharp/sharkn., a skillful card player, esp. one that cheats. It is often claimed that card sharp is the original and proper form, but this is not the case. Both forms have existed in parallel for centuries. Sharker and to shark, denoting a swindler and his practices date to the 1590s, from the metaphor of a predatory animal. Sharper, meaning a cheat or swindler dates to 1681 and to sharp from c.1700. Card sharp dates to 1856; card-sharper, 1859; card shark, 1903.

clubn., a suit in a standard deck of cards, from a translation of either the Spanish basto or the Italian baston (both are cognates of baton). Use of the term in English dates to 1563. The origin is not obvious because over the years the symbol on English decks of cards changed. English cards adopted the symbol used in French decks, where it is called a trèfle, or trefoil, but kept the old name club.

complete handn., a hand that is defined by all five cards, a straight, flush, full house, or straight flush.

connectorn., cards of consecutive rank, useful in forming straights, e.g., a jack and a queen are connectors, when of the same suit they are suited connectors.

counterfeitadj., when a previously good hand is duplicated or beaten by subsequent draws. 

cowboyn., a king, 1951.

dead man’s handn., a hand consisting of a pair of eights and a pair of aces (sometimes also kings or jacks), 1908, traditionally said to be the hand held by James "Wild Bill" Hickock when he was murdered in Deadwood, Dakota Territory In 1876. The actual cards held by Hickock when he was shot in the back are disputed.

deucen., a two in a deck of cards, from the French deux, 1519.

door cardn., the first card dealt face up to each player in seven card.

down and dirtyadj. & interj., denotes the final card dealt in stud which is dealt face down. The phrase is often uttered by the dealer when making the final deal.

fastadj., denotes aggressive play.

fifth streetn., the fifth card dealt in seven-card stud.

fishv., to stay in a hand longer than is advisable in hopes of an improved hand.

flopn., the first three community cards in hold ‘em or Omaha which are dealt as a group. 

flushn., a hand with five cards of the same suit. The origin is uncertain. It would seem to come from the sense of the word meaning fullness or abundance. But while that sense undoubtedly had some influence on the English form of the word, it does not appear to be the origin. Flush has cognates in several European languages that rule out an origin in flush meaning abundance. The immediate source is not known, there are French, Italian, Spanish, and Dutch candidates, but the ultimate origin appears to be the Latin fluxus, meaning flow.

four flushn., a hand with four cards of the same suit, unless the fifth card forms a pair or straight a four flush is worthless, 1887. Hence the verb to four-flush, meaning to bluff or deceive, 1896, and four-flusher, meaning a braggart or pretender, 1904.

fourth streetn., the fourth card dealt in a hand of seven-card stud.

full housen., a hand consisting of three of a kind and a pair, 1887.

handn., cards, the cards dealt to a player, a single round of a game of cards, 1630.

hit and runv., to win a big pot and then quit the game, especially if one has only been playing a short time. 

hole cardn., a card dealt face down in stud, 1908. Also pocket cardBlackjack, the dealer’s facedown card.

inside straightn., four cards of a straight missing one of the cards in the middle. 5689 is an inside straight and can only be completed with a 7. 5678 is an outside straight and can be completed with either a 4 or 9. Remaining in a hand in the hope of filling an inside straight is considered an amateur’s mistake.

jackn., the lowest of the face cards, from the man’s name, 1674. Jack was also a synonym for knave, which was the card’s earlier name.

jokern., an additional card in a deck, sometimes used as a wild card, often ornamented with the image of a medieval jester hence the name.

kickern., the highest unpaired card in a hand that does not fill a straight or flush, kickers determine the winner in case of a tie.

ladyn., a queen, 1900.

outside straightn., four consecutive cards, none of them an ace. Also known as an open-ended straight.

paintn., a face card, from the colorful decoration on them.

patadj., draw poker, a hand that does not need any more cards. Used in v.phr. to stand pat, to decline an additional card. A pat hand dates to c.1868.

pineapplen., a variant of hold’em in which each player gets three hole cards and must discard one at some point.

positionn., where one is sitting, especially with respect to the order of betting. The first few players to bet are in early position, the next few in middle position, and the last few in late position. Late position is best, with the advantage of knowing what one’s opponents have done. Players may be more liberal about the hands they will play from later positions.

quadsn., four of a kind.

qualifiern., a minimum standard a hand must meet in order for it to be eligible the pot, esp. in low-ball games, e.g., 8 or better.

railn., the sideline at a poker table, the (usually imaginary) rail separating spectators from the players.

railbirdn., a spectator.

rivern., the final card dealt in a hand of stud or hold‘em.

rock gardenn., a game or table populated with rocks.

rockn., a very conservative player, from the lack of action they generate.

rocketsn.pl., a pair of aces in the hole, also pocket rockets.

rolled upadj., describes a three-of-a-kind dealt in the first three cards in a stud game, pocket rockets and then another ace are rolled up aces.

roundn., a series of bets or hands. A betting round begins after card(s) are dealt, each player is given a chance to bet, and it ends when all players have either folded or called the last bet. Each round of betting is followed either by further dealing or a showdown. In certain games, such as hold’em, a round of hands consists of one hand dealt by each player at the table.

roundern., a professional player.

royal straight flushn., an ace-high straight flush, the best possible hand. Also royal flush, or just a royal.

sandbagv., betting to disguise the strength of one’s hand, e.g., betting conservatively in opening rounds to encourage other players to bet aggressively and then increasing the stakes in later rounds.

scoopv., to win the entire pot in a high-low game.

seventh streetn., the fifth and final round of betting in seven-card stud, after the seven cards in each player’s hand.

showdownn., the final phase of a hand which occurs after the last betting round and where the players who remain in the pot must expose their hands to the other players, 1892.

sixth streetn., the fourth round of betting in seven-card stud, after the six cards in each player’s hand.

slow rollv., to reveal your cards one at a time in a showdown, slow rolling is usually considered to be bad etiquette.

spaden., a suit in a standard deck of cards, from the Italian for sword, 1598. The word is etymologically unrelated to spade meaning shovel and the symbol is a stylized representation of a sword, not a shovel.

splashv., to throw one’s chips into the pot, instead of placing them their. Splashing the pot is considered bad form because it can be used to disguise the amount one is putting into the pot.

stealv., to win the pot by bluffing, esp. when no one else has placed a bet yet in that round.

steel wheeln., a five-high straight flush, five high, A2345 of the same suit.

straight flushn., a hand of five consecutive cards of the same suit, 1882.

straightn., a hand of five cards of consecutive ranks.

suitn., one of four sets of cards in a standard deck, denoted by the symbols clubs, diamonds, hearts, and spades, 1529.

suitedadj., of the same suit.

telln., an unconscious gesture or behavior that reveals information about one’s hand, e.g., tapping on the table when one is bluffing.

third streetn., the first round of betting in seven-card stud, because the players have three cards each.

three of a kindn., a hand with three cards of the same rank and two additional cards of no worth.

treyn., a three, from the French tres, c.1386 for dice, 1680 for cards.

tripsn., three of a kind.

Poker Terms, Part 2

3 June 2005

The game of poker has had a resurgence of popularity in recent years. More popular than ever, there really are big bucks in the game. Poker tournaments garner large TV audiences and the lines for a place at table in a casino or card room are long.

This is the second of three articles that examines the jargon and slang of the game. In this second part, we take a look at terms for betting in poker.

all inadj., to put all of one’s bankroll in a pot, an all-in player cannot be forced from a hand but is not eligible to win any money bet above their final bet, 1907.

anten. & v., a small forced bet that everyone at the table is required to pay before each hand, 1838, to make such a forced bet, 1846, from the Latin ante meaning before.

betn. & v., a wager, to make a wager, of unknown origin, it may be an aphetic form of abet meaning to support or maintain, c.1590s.

big betn., the largest bet size In limit games where the maximum bet increases in later rounds. A small bet is the smallest bet size. So in a 5-10 game, small bets are $5 and big bets are $10.

blindadj., n., a bet made without looking at one’s cards, especially a forced bet made at the beginning of a poker hand in lieu of an ante. The two players to the left of the dealer place blind bets of a fixed size. The first, or small blind, is half the size of the second, or big blind. Non-blind betting then starts with the player to left of the big blind, who must call, raise, or fold.

bluffv. & n., to bet as if one’s hand is stronger than it actually is in an attempt to deceive the other players into folding, a hand that is played as a bluff, 1846. The general sense of to deceive through boasting comes from poker usage, which in turn comes from an older sense of the word meaning to blindfold, especially to blindfold or blinker a horse. The ultimate origin is not known.

bring inv. & n., the first bet on the first round of a hand, to make such a bet. In seven-card stud, often the lowest up-card is forced to make this bet.

bumpv., to raise a bet.

buy the potv.phr., to make a bet large enough to induce the other players to fold.

buy-inn., the minimum stake needed to enter a game.

callv., to match the current bet on the table, originally it meant a challenge to other players to show their hands, 1680.

capn., a limit on the number of raises permitted in a round of betting, usually three or four.

checkv., to wager nothing, to pass on betting.

check-raisen., a raise made after one has checked earlier in the current round of betting. A type of sandbagging, check-raising is prohibited by some house rules.

family potn., a hand where all the players are active bettors.

foldv., to surrender a hand by declining to bet.

forced betn., a mandatory bet other than an ante, typically a blind bet or a bring-in.

freezeoutn., a tournament in which a player is not permitted to buy more chips once play has commenced.

itn., the amount required to call.

jackpotn., a large payoff, a side pot that accumulates in value until it is awarded to the player who fulfills certain conditions, 1881.

jamv., to bet or raise the maximum.

kitty, n., a reserve fund, which all the player’s pay into, used to pay the house for expenses incurred, 1887. The term is related to kitty meaning a prison or jail; the kitty being money that is "locked up" and the players cannot bet with. Over time, the term transferred to also mean the pot in a given hand of cards. Also known as the widow.

limit pokern., a game where there is a fixed limit on how much one can bet or raise in any round. Limits can be either bets of a fixed size or defined by a minimum and maximum. Often the limit is raised in the later rounds of a hand. For example, a 5-10 hold’em game requires $5 bets and raises on the first two rounds and $10 bets and raises on the last two. A pot limit means one cannot bet or raise more than currently exists in the pot.

no-limitadj., a game in which there is no limit on the sizes of bets and raises. In no-limit table-stakes games players are still limited to the amount of money they have in front of them.

openv., to bet first in a round, some games require a specific hand (often pair of jacks or better) to open.

Pasadenav. & interj., to fold, a play on the word pass and the California city.

passv., to not bet, to fold.

position betn., a bet made based on where one is sitting at the table rather than on the strength of one’s hand, e.g., a player on the button is in good position to steal the pot if no one else opens.

potn., the amount of money staked in a wager, from the vessel that would contain the coins, 1823.

pot-limitadj., a game in which the maximum bet or raise is the amount currently in the pot, including the amount to be called.

raisev. & n., to increase the stakes in a hand, a bet that increases the stakes.

raken., a percentage of the pot retained by the house in certain games, e.g., poker.

re-buyv., to purchase more chips while sitting at the table, re-buying is not permitted in certain tournaments.

table stakesadj., denotes a game where one is not allowed to buy more chips while a hand is in progress, one can only bet with what one has at the start of the hand.